We consulted with Max Headroom, ALF, and Michael Knight while designing this t-shirt.

They warned us we could alter the course of humanity by creating such a dope shirt.  We didn’t listen. Now you have to deal with the repercussions.

People are about to get WAY handsy around you, be prepared.

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/GIVE: 5% of proceeds support our /GIVE campaigns. How GOOD is that?!?!?!

FIT: This a SLIM FIT/FORM FITTING shirt.  If you are between sizes or prefer a loose fit, order up a size!

FABRIC: Ridiculously SOFT 60/40 combed ring-spun cotton/polyester blend.  Reinforced shoulder and double needle sleeve and bottom hem.  This shirt can be your wingman anytime.  Bullshit, you can be his.

CARE: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on/over the design.

SHIPPING: Please allow at least 1-3 business days to process in-stock merchandise. Ship time depends on distance and the delivery option you selected.

RETURNS: If you’re not happy, we’re not happy.  You have 30 days from delivery to exchange or return an item that is NEW condition. (i.e. unworn, no beer stains, bullet holes, etc.)  You are responsible for shipping fees. Please read our return/exchange FAQs for instructions on how to expedite the process.

Size S M L XL 2 XL 3 XL
Chest (in) 19 20 1/2 22 24 26 28
Body Length (in) 28 29 30 31 32 33