This Tee is aptly named.  If you're trying to fly below the radar, spend your money elsewhere.  To clarify, NEVER wear this shirt when you're:

  1. on a clandestine mission fighting for freedom
  2. playing hide and seek with your kids
  3. trying to avoid that nosey guy who talks WAYYYY too much at work

ELSE, this is likely one of the best investments you'll ever make.

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/GIVE: 5% of proceeds support our /GIVE campaigns. Let’s create some positive change, eh?

FIT: This is a SLIM FIT/FORM FITTING shirt.  If you are between sizes or prefer a loose fit, order up a size!

FABRIC: Ridiculously SOFT combed ring-spun cotton/polyester blend.  Reinforced shoulder and double needle sleeve and bottom hem.  This shirt is built to last.

CARE: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on/over the design.

SHIPPING: Please allow at least 1-3 business days to process in-stock merchandise. Ship time depends on distance and the delivery option you selected.

RETURNS: If you’re not happy, we’re not happy.  You have 30 days from delivery to exchange or return an item that is NEW condition. (i.e. unworn, no beer stains, bullet holes, etc.)  You are responsible for shipping fees. Please read our return/exchange FAQs for instructions on how to expedite the process.

Size S M L XL 2 XL
Chest (in) 16 16 3/4 17 3/4 18 3/4 19 3/4
Body Length (in) 26 1/4 26 3/4 27 3/8 28 28 5/8
Size S M L XL 2 XL 3 XL
Chest (in) 19 20 1/2 22 24 26 28
Body Length (in) 28 29 30 31 32 33