




It’s like wearing a conversation starter on your chest. Magnetically draw the coolest people in the room when you’re the newbie.
Fitting places to wear this when you don’t know anyone: bar mitzvah’s, first day of work, jury duty, nudist beaches.....yeah, pretty much everywhere. Thank us later.
--/GIVE: 5% of proceeds support our /GIVE campaigns. Let's create positive change, eh?
FIT: This is a FORM FITTING shirt. We recommend that you order up a size!
FABRIC: Ridiculously SOFT combed ring-spun cotton/polyester blend. Reinforced shoulder and double needle sleeve and bottom hem. This shirt will outlast your addiction to trendy new reality shows.
CARE: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on/over the design.
SHIPPING: Please allow 1-3 business days to process in-stock merchandise. Ship time depends on distance and the delivery option you selected.
RETURNS: If you’re not happy, we’re not happy. You have 30 days from delivery to exchange or return an item that is NEW condition. (i.e. unworn, no beer stains, bullet holes, etc.) You are responsible for shipping fees. Please read our return/exchange FAQs for instructions on how to expedite the process.